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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello current tv world. happy monday everybody. look what we have. it's jacki schechner. >> is that legal? >> stephanie: she gets in the fort and she dresses like a tv person. >> i got lost. it does look like captain america's underpants in here. >> stephanie: if there was a stornlings we need jacki here if the storm reaches this far. >> i'll be able to stop it how? >> stephanie: i just talked to roland in new york. he had the best line. i feel like right after the band stops playing in titanic. [ laughter ] he said there's just one panicky person screaming. >> has he been evacuated?
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>> stephanie: no. roland went to the gourmet food store to make sure he had caviar and lots of wine. >> that's a staple. >> stephanie: he doesn't know how to deal with emergency. do i have enough gourmet goods? >> that's for one person right there. >> good heavens, a lot of vichyssoise. >> stephanie: i'm fresh off my broadway triumph. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] i'll have an attitude the entire morning. >> oh erc god. >> stephanie: here's jacki schechner in captain america's underpants with us. >> see how this goes. president obama did actually have one event today. he was scheduled to be down in florida. he was going to do a rally with president clinton but now he scrapped that plan, heading back to d.c. to monitor the preparations for and the early response to hurricane sandy. in advance of the expected impact along the coast the president has issued emergency fema declarations for massachusetts, new york, d.c., new jersey, all of the states along the coast.
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this lets fema coordinate disaster relief effort and take some of the pressure off of the state, off of the local emergency officials. it also lets them mobilize equipment, resource as needed. obviously there is financial help there. if it were up to governor romney, we would not have fema at all. >> stephanie: bad. big government. >> during the g.o.p. primaries there is a clip of him talking to cnn's john king about what we should do about financial issues with fema. >> stephanie: yeah, we have that. >> every time you have an and an occasion to take something from the federal government and send it back to the states, that's the right direction. if you can go further and send it back to the private sector, that's even better. instead of thinking in the federal budget, what we should cut, we should ask ourselves the opposite question. what should we keep? >> yes because in an emergency the local officials would like to do everything themselves. >> stephanie: he'll find some awful way to politicize this. >> a lot more news coming up.
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>> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: everybody act normal. it is "the stephanie miller show." everybody look busy. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number. toll free from anywhere. happy monday. a lot going on obviously. we're monitoring the storm. but look what the wind just blew in. she's here! live with us. here she is. it is weird to jingle her right in front of us.
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it is a little overkill. >> stephanie: we want you to have a royal happy welcome. they're re-airing our show. this week. because we're so wildly popular. right? true. they're re-airing the show from noon to 3:00 eastern right after we finish. it will be like -- >> they'll start it right over again. >> stephanie: it will be like bad food repeating on you. oh, there it is again. >> six solid hours of me. >> stephanie: six solid hours. they realize i'm fresh off my broadway talent. i think you screwed up my entrance. broadway does turn out. booze and grope. they went right for that. >> you come crawling back to broadway. well broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. >> stephanie: that's not important now. anyway -- so jacki schechner welcome to the fort.
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thanks for being here with us. hopefully. >> we'll see how long i can stand it. >> stephanie: you must have your inside groping force field up. >> i had a cootie shot on the way in. >> travis had to do that. >> stephanie: like look, we're dressed like radio people. >> she's in a dress. >> well i didn't know. >> stephanie: you are so overdressed. >> how was i supposed to know? >> stephanie: you're supposed to go to spinning with me after this. >> i have my clothes in the car. i'm not going to spin in a dress. i could but that's a whole nother -- >> stephanie: who is this fancy tv chick you brought with you? i was saying at the top of the hour, just talked to sexy liberal tour director roland in new york. he said i feel like it is right after the band stops playing in titanic. this eerie silence in new york and you're not sure what you're supposed to do. if you don't have a root cellar, where do you go? >> a root cellar? >> that's what you normally do. >> kansas doesn't have much
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problems with hurricanes. >> stephanie: we had a root cellar. in buffalo. >> i don't even know what a root cellar is. >> stephanie: my brother dug for me. it is like -- that's where you keep potatoes, onions and stuff. >> when you're not hiding out from tornadoes. >> in virginia, we lived in an old house with coal bins in the basement. >> we had that in germany. i had to haul coal up from the basement to the second floor. >> stephanie: it was supposed to be my final resting place if my brother had his way. he hung me and prepared -- dug a grave and then it rained and my mom fell in there when she went to get potatoes. [ screaming ] >> actually kept roots in the root cellar. >> stephanie: yes. you wonder how this happened. >> it all starts to make a lot more sense. >> you could keep wine in the cellar. >> she does keep wine in her cellar. >> stephanie: i'm very concerned about all of our -- mama is concerned about her babies on the east coast.
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i got out in the nick of time. how hilarious my plane story is. rob reiner did panel with us in new york. blew the roof off the sucker. so i'm off their flight and guess who else is on our flight. earth, wind and fire. >> all of them? >> stephanie: yes. >> wow! >> stephanie: that's what their plane tickets say. earth, wind, fire. >> i'm not sure the pilot would allow fire on the plane. >> stephanie: tsa is not -- >> you have to be prescreened. >> go on visual flight rules for wind. >> stephanie: more wind. earth, fire. >> plenty of wind. we're good with wind. >> stephanie: i just saw them. remember here for the obama concert. they were awesome. so i'm sitting in the airport really with a massive hangover. anyway -- >> long story there? >> stephanie: listen. the whole crew, you know what i'm saying. it was a party. >> okay. >> stephanie: so anyway, so i'm in the airport. i hear this really loud man
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talking about politics. i'm like oh, it's rob reiner. [ laughter ] and another thing -- >> stephanie: he's talking to earth, wind and fire behind me. did i this great show last night. stephanie miller. oh, my god. >> you didn't see him when you sat down? >> stephanie: no. i was there having my hangover. >> oh, geez, meathead. >> stephanie: so he was chatting up with earth wind and fire. the only thing i was thinking this plane goes down, i get third billing. >> you're the also killed. radio host stephanie miller also died in coach. i was in steerage, too. >> somewhere in the eighth paragraph of the obituary. >> stephanie: rob reiner, earth, wind and fire and maybe an asterisk, stephanie miller. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: stephanie miller died in coach.
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rob said he had a story like this too, at the height of his fame, he got on a plane with george burns and carol channing and they literally had horrible turbulence and all he could think is i'm going to get third billing. never get on a plane with people more famous than you. anyway, we love you new york! >> too soon? >> stephanie: yes. >> what? >> i'm on a plane that's going to crash. >> stephanie: jim and i were going through a hailstorm in columbus. he thought it would be funny to start singing patsy cline songs. >> and buddy holly songs. >> stephanie: not funny jim. not really. there is a. >> eliot: of turbulence where it's not funny anymore. >> stephanie: not funny anymore. anyway can i say love my sexy liberals. amazing show.
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karl frisch opened up for us. >> did he really? >> stephanie: aisha tyler i'm sorry -- >> sexy lady. >> stephanie: that boogidy cheese happened. there's all of the one-liners that stick in your head forever. rob and earth wind and fire were discussing it at the airport. she was talking about meeting the president because she's an official obama surrogate. she said he smells like cookies and freedom. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: we've already gotten a million e-mails. cookies and freedom bitches. everything she says ends up on a t-shirt. smells like cookies and freedom. i think it is true. >> wow. according to michelle, he's got a -- >> he smells like cigarettes. >> stephanie: one love letter. >> okay. >> stephanie: you have to understand what sexy liberal family is like. this is from -- hang on, jodie in new jersey. >> okay. >> stephanie: said you kissed my husband and he liked it.
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>> you kissed a boy? >> stephanie: i kissed almost everybody's husband. >> did you like it? >> stephanie: yeah. sexy liberal, anything goes. dear steph i'm sitting at home on the jersey shore anxiously awaiting the arrival of sandy. if i didn't make it through frankenstorm, i will die with a huge donald trump. huge. smile on my face. last night my husband and i had the pleasure of purchasing v.i.p. sexy sexy liberal seats. my only complaint is i never wanted the night to end. anybody who has ever spent the night with me. it is not unexpected if you've been paying attention to what a slut i am. you gave my husband a sexy kiss. he has a crush on you. he would never verbalize that. after you kissed him i saw him light up like a little kid at christmas. it was adorable. >> did you at least wear pants this time around? >> stephanie: i did. >> you're not crowd surfing. >> stephanie: these are sexy
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liberals. they think it is adorable when i cheat with their husbands because we're givers. >> they also know you're a big les. >> stephanie: needless to say the show was nonstop laughs. the meet and grope was all that and then some. you, aisha john, hal, could not have been more funny. you make us feel important when it is our turn for a grope. you are important. we love the meet and gropes because we're such attention whores. nobody else wants to meet you. just go. however, as i sit here about to make sure i have enough provisions to last if the power goes out for a week, i'm completely content with my memories were the beacon sexy liberal. godsend for those of us -- a little bit raunchy. humor with a political bend. thank you, love you. jodie, be safe. and your husband, who i love. all right. oh and then -- so the bad news
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is the other huge celebrity was alec baldwin who was sick. [ wah wah ] the other big celebrity that was supposed to do panel but there is a huge strep thing going around new york and he really tried. he was like texting us right up until the last minute. his doctor came but the good news is he's going to do the show this week. i was like you owe me now! now you're doing the show. >> his doctor came? >> to his house. >> his doctor came and gave. >> note in person? >> stephanie: no. he tried. he tried. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: you know how many squee texts went back and forth? guess who's coming. alec baldwin. we'll have him on this week. >> yep. >> stephanie: he promises to come to a future sexy liberal so we'll -- >> all right.ig . %> h>ell bng' sbn og stks o knives. >> stephanie: is anyone in the same gastrointestinal distress i am over the polls? [farting sounds] >> i'm looking at nate silver's
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538. >> stephanie: he doesn't count because he looks gay. he's not gay but apparently he looks too gay to be right. >> said marcus backman. >> you know who said that? that pollster that unskews all of the polls. >> stephanie: right. yes. >> because don't trust nate silver. >> stephanie: he has been the most accurate -- all right. go ahead. >> he looks like a geek. anyway. according to him the chance of winning is 25.4% for romney. [ wah wah ] and 74.6% for president obama. the electoral college. >> stephanie: hooray for the very manly nate silver. [ applause ] that's all they've got seriously? >> i think he might be a homo! they don't do numbers. homos don't do numbers! >> stephanie: i'm fired back. i say we go forward.
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forward! ♪ forward forward forward ♪ ♪ you can do it with your eyes closed ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and call the right out on their ways ♪ ♪ they have no reason ♪ ♪ they have no perfect plan ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and forward ♪ ♪ oh, barack ♪ ♪ go barack ♪ ♪ all fired up ♪ ♪ oh, barack, barack, barack ♪ ♪ forward forward forward forward ♪ [ applause ] >> stephanie: jacki schechner what's the point of wearing a dress unless you're going to dance like a go-go girl?
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>> there's multitasking happening here. because i'm trying too pay attention and -- >> she forgot her go-go boots. >> and then there's keeping the rhythm and trying to find some news. >> stephanie: what are you doing? what are you doing now? you workin'? you workin'? doink, doink! okay. that news thing was getting a little too easy for you. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: yeah. we have a pretty, shiny object with us. 19 minutes after the hour. right back on a rockin' monday on "the stephanie miller show". >> announcer: highbrow lowbrow unibrow. it's "the stephanie miller show." with portobello wine sauce. you so fascinated by the pririririririririririririririririririririririririririririri
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four ♪ >> stephanie miller. ♪ she wore a raspberry beret ♪ ♪ the kind you find in a secondhand store ♪ ♪ raspberry beret ♪ ♪ i think i love her ♪ >> jacki forgot her go-go boots and her raspberry beret. >> i had a lot to pack up! >> stephanie: we're putting a note to you on what to remember to bring tomorrow. >> i've got the spinning clothes. >> stephanie: all right. 24 minutes after the hour. >> what more do you need from me? >> she remembered her fancy tv ifb. she doesn't haven't to wear the big huge headphones. >> stephanie: radio geeks. we don't dress for this. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number toll free from anywhere. new york sounds like it is -- some movie with ben affleck, the one with the tidal wave.
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>> perfect storm of the. >> no. that was george clooney. >> the day after tomorrow. >> stephanie: the wave. >> deep impact. >> ben affleck was not in that movie. >> stephanie: i was wrong. >> a little bit. >> stephanie: they're saying new york could get the worst of an 11 foot wall of water. >> huge. >> you know what's most frightening is the power outages because you think of how many buildings in new york city are high rises that's people going up and down the stairs. they're just not prepared for that kind of massive outage. >> you don't want to be in the subway when it is flooded. >> that's why they close them down. >> stephanie: sexy liberal tour roland is prepared because he got caviar from the gourmet food store. i'm like what is that? >> survival. >> you cook with it. it is like $14 a pound. i said you don't cook. well, i don't know, it is a storm. i might have to braise a lamb. >> stephanie: you do not know how to prepare for emergency. >> does he have a hot plate?
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how is he going to do this? >> stephanie: i don't know. sauvignon blanc and duck fat. we were talking before the break, everybody is talking about how is this going to impact the election or not because obviously if early voting is affected, it's going to affect the president. if, you know, romney sticks to cue and says something horribly off-key and politicizing it and as you just pointed out at the top of the hour, he has been on record against federal disaster relief. >> the problem with trying to get rid of fema is that the local officials are embroiled in this disaster themselves. >> stephanie: right. >> they do have emergency channels but they don't have the overview that federal officials would have to be able to drop in supplies or personnel and they just don't have the numbers and the resources so while it is admirable to say you know, we want to give the states more -- it is not reasonable.
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in the best-case scenario, did is just not possible to take care of all of those people. on the ground level. >> he wants to have a katrina before he's even in office. >> pretty much. >> see how much better i am than george bush. i'm not even president yet. ha ha, ha, ha. >> stephanie: exactly. you know all of the republican governors will be immediately begging for money. i love chris christie. >> yeah. >> stephanie: what did he say? he's so come for thing in times of need. he's like don't be stupid. >> he gave the president kudos. he said the president -- you know if the president didn't cancel his campaign activities, it would have been a huge problem. >> stephanie: does this give the president an opportunity to act presidential? he is presidential! it doesn't give him an opportunity to act presidential like george bush. let's do a photo op ten days after the storm with my -- i'm flying over it and checking out the damage. >> it shows we're workin' hard. it is hard work.
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>> stephanie: and workin' hard in addition. dana in maryland, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi dana. >> caller: good morning, everybody. good morning jacki. >> good morning. >> caller: you look beautiful. >> oh. >> stephanie: it's not fair! >> caller: steph, i love your t-shirt. that rocks. >> stephanie: thank you, baby. >> caller: okay. few quick things. i'm chatting with my current buddies and we're all kind of getting each other through this. i'm in the middle of a storm here. so we're all chatting and feeling kind of safe and warm doing that. i'm also awaiting the birth of my nephew and it should happen today. they're up in vermont. my brother-in-law and his husband are waiting for the surrogate to give birth. >> stephanie: they're having a gay baby? [ ♪ dramatic ♪ ] >> caller: as we go forward in this world, it is sad that we're going backward at the same time. it is -- it's a shame. it is a happy occasion. and then my second thing is --
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>> stephanie: i was going to say interesting you bring this up and i'm wearing this today. what was the latest story when he was governor, he wouldn't let's go parents have birth certificates. >> no. exactly. wanted to use white-out on the birth certificates. his speech in 2011 about you know people who want federal assistance are immoral. guess what, buddy. we're going to need federal assistance. this is going to be really bad. i voted early to make sure i saw a lot of people out there voting. it was very, very uplifting to me to see everybody getting out there. >> stephanie: absolutely forward. all fired up. mitt romney. all right. ugh. rude pundit next on "the stephanie miller show."
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>> stephanie miller. >> it makes me so sad more people don't know about cougars. >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number toll free from anywhere. thank you, t-bone. that makes us look like broadcast news. t-bone is the greatest thing that ever happened to me in the history of anything ever. >> thanks! >> stephanie: whatever. >> you got a new model. okay. that's fine. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: and he watches my house and my dogs when i'm gone and my dogs don't even care now that i'm gone. who gets a t-bone.
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max and fred do! i swear to god, i get home now and they're like eh, we don't want to lose our t-bone now. >> he was recognized at a halloween party when he was dressed as catwoman. >> stephanie: okay. only one of my producers could you say that about. yea for t-bone. [ applause ] >> he's no julie newmar. >> i believe he is. >> he's about the right height. ♪ the rude pundit ♪ ♪ ooh ooh ♪ >> stephanie: good morning rudeness. >> good morning. >> stephanie: we were just discussing off the air, we had a miscommunication. karl frisch opened the show and we thought you were going to do it. everybody thought someone else was going to. >> what a cluster f of communication. >> stephanie: it was a cluster f. >> first, i was mad. that bastard karl! [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he is a bastard.
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but my point is -- we're so sorry. we thought you guys were going to open the show together. you had your right wing father-in-law in town. that must have been more delightful. >> not father-in-law. stepfather. >> stephanie: okay. all right. how did that go? >> it was -- you know what? it was his southern girlfriend that was actually the real delight of the weekend. >> stephanie: really? >> oh, it was just amazing -- you know what my favorite part was? every time that she told me she's not racist before doing black voice. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: okay. fox news watcher. i'm guessing. this just in. what did brian kilmeade say? >> he was wondering this morning if obama canceling his appearances in the wake of the hurricane sandy is a sign of a campaign in disarray. >> no. it is a sign of you being a moron. >> stephanie: they're going to accuse him of having a wind
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machine. >> i think that's awesome they had a story ready to go if he did cancel. >> stephanie: or if he didn't. >> exactly. >> either way, it is a sign of disarray. >> stephanie: right. may i just say, your post on richard mourdock was just -- to the point. note to richard mourdock, you're [ bleep ] because honestly, even evangelicals are outraged about what he said. it describes evil to god right? >> right. god just sort of lets rape happen. you know. like if god could actually -- if you're going to get this gift from god perhaps the better gift would be not raping. >> stephanie: yeah. and you tried to help because we're helpers. you say quick piece of advice to politicians, if at any point you need to say that rape is bad you've [ bleep ] whether you want to admit it or not. >> he had to come out and have this heartfelt news conference talking about how rape is just so terrible.
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it is like shut up! just shut up! you've said enough. you don't need to go on about rape. >> stephanie: you say the amazing here is the number of conservatives who say they stand with mourdock having used up their outrage on todd avenging vaginas akin. do they have rape fatigue at this point? mitt romney isn't going to take back his endorsement right? >> right. romney isn't going to take back -- i love the way, it is like we disagree on this one thing but otherwise he's good to go. and i think this is -- this is their desperate last attempt to try to get the senate. no matter what happens at the presidential race. they were hoping they were going to get the senate. that's been sort of raped away. >> oh, god! [ buzzer ] >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: i outrooted you saturday night. i said to the rapey republicans i wanted to say one thing i wouldn't [ bleep ] them with ann coulter's so they should just drink a big cup of fu.
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any lead romney has is because people are comfortable are racism. the virtual disappearance of the race factor belies the obvious stench of it floating just below the surface. to me, rude, it is not just below the surface. when you're looking just last week at what sarah palin said, john sununu, right? >> yeah. i mean sarah palin you know, we expect that from her. again, who the hell cares what sarah palin says anymore. >> stephanie: i said i'm trying to imagine my dad being on facebook saying snarky racist things about the current president? >> exactly. >> stephanie: she's a national disgrace. >> yeah. >> i think fox news won't renew her contract. i heard that. really, i hope she saved up a lot so she can go moose hunting for life or whatever the hell they do up there. >> stephanie: it is sununu. it is romney's top surrogate. it is not -- you know, they are the fringe now right? >> right.
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right. and you know, i don't understand why sununu hasn't been -- again if this had been a democrat as part of a campaign, that person would have been thrown out you know? i go back to the two bloggers that worked for john edwards back in 2008 who were -- 2004 i believe who were booted from edwards' campaign because they had, at one point written anti-catholic posts to their blogs and so here we have one of the main spokespeople for the romney campaign saying, you know colin powell only endorses barack obama because he's black. >> stephanie: yeah. by the way -- >> no consequences. no consequences. that's just sununu. >> stephanie: jim was doing a hernia test. we apologize. you say specifically, it is about obama voters return to romney. there's no logic there. you can't bring yourself to vote for the black man again. you tried it. he didn't magically change the
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word. you can comfort by getting into your prejudices or else you really hate the gays. we were saying saturday night rude, it really is -- that's the question i hear from most -- how could this even be close? it is so terrifying to most people. i think that -- you know, the prospect of a romney presidency. >> yeah. that to me is where truly the only explanation that works is okay, we're going to go back to our comfort in racism and that we were good people once. but you know, we don't have to do it again now. and i actually loved there were a couple of editorials i read, right wing blogs and other places saying but you know, to really show we're not racist by voting out the black president. >> stephanie: that's post-racial. >> yes. >> stephanie: but you talk about the mainstream media coverage this week. i love what you said. you said if obama had been as clueless pandering and flop sweaty as romney in this foreign debate pundits around the country would have said they
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would have covered a romney administration. since the demonstration won, most would say romney didn't do too badly. that's bull crap. romney lost big time. he acted like sarah palin, a talking point machine who couldn't string together a proposition or a thought. he looked like nixon on meth sputtering useless and [ bleep ] so sweaty. it was a disaster and you're right. there is still this false equivalency in the mainstream media, isn't there? >> exactly. if obama flops everybody's talking about it. this gets back to what we talked about last week. if a democrat flops democrats are willing to say okay, we screwed up. but if a republican flops, it is immediately circle the wagons and we're certainly not going to spin this in any way other than the greatest triumph that anyone has ever had at a debate. >> stephanie: look at -- by the way rude, did you know i just saw this over the weekend. the cbs poll that showed romney winning by a wide margin in the first poll. did you know that obama in the same poll won the third poll by an even larger margin.
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but you make a good point. as to how it was covered. with obama, it was covered like a disaster of epic proportions never before seen in politics. and it was not. you know. yes, he was not on his game. anybody can say that. this is -- as you said, you're describing romney in the third debate. he either agreed completely or threw out a word or two that looked like he looked things up on his smart phone. romney's sole plan seems to be he'll be there and not obama. no doubt america will seem stronger with a man named willard in charge. somebody did the graphic but everything he said but i'm white. >> yeah. that's pretty much it. and you know, i just want to go up to people that are thinking of voting for romney and going what if obama said i have a plan to fix the economy but i'm not going to tell you any of the details. >> stephanie: right. >> would you think we were crazy for voting for him at that
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point? >> stephanie: go ahead. >> i was going to say the story that's getting literally swept away in this storm is this ad that the romney campaign just put out. >> complete lies. >> about jobs going to china. just to the point where chrysler is saying no! we're not doing -- you're actually slandering us here. >> stephanie: that's what i mean. is the maybe stream media going -- is the mainstream media -- blatant lies like that. chrysler had to say no. that's so blatant. he's in ohio and he says -- let's see. a news story about chrysler's plans to open a plant in china. he said the company's thinking of moving all production to china. he'll prevent such action by fighting for every job in america. that's not what the story said. in fact, it says they're planning to open a chinese factory where it will make a popular line, jeep for chinese consumers. chrysler isn't planning on shipping production away. it will add factories in china
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to keep up with the nation's growing demand for automobiles. >> romney is sending jobs over to china from illinois the day before the election. >> but the other thing is that he didn't just say this. he put out -- his campaign put out an ad saying it. so it wasn't just some slip of the tongue. it was something they decided to embrace as a talking point. i think the reason the media doesn't cover this in the way it might is that one of the triumphs of the right has been in making the media believe that it's a left-leaning thing. a left-leaning entity. they always have to overcompensate. >> stephanie: i saw a great clip from the daily show talking about romney's -- one clip. he's on the campaign trail talking about the president picking winners and losers and solyndra. half the investments went bust. well, it was actually 8%. and his record at bain was way worse! it's like -- it really is -- there are no ways to -- those are just lies. >> we'll have to leave it there.
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>> but remember when romney picked losers, the investors at babe still made money. -- the investors at bain still made money. >> stephanie: "meet the press" makes me lose my [ bleep ] every week. >> why do you continue to watch it? >> stephanie: carly is so yesterday. she at one point got away with saying -- somebody was talking about mitt romney's flip-flops and she was saying well, obama has more. you could say that. but it would be a complete lie. >> right. that's it. oh, both sides they both do it. everybody flip-flops, everybody lies. >> i could say i've had as many women as wilt chamberlain but that would not be as close to being true. >> maybe this is a mormon thing. you know, i'm going to blame mormon. i've known mormons and every time i've known a mormon, they freak me the hell out. >> stephanie: we end on that
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politically correct note. thank you, rude. >> it freaks my out! >> i'm sorry. i'm going to go to the last bastian of prejudice. religion. because it is a choice. we're allowed in that way. i'm trying to talk my way out of this. >> stephanie: you keep back-pedaling. all right. i'm going to start a spinning studio where everybody backpedals. rude pundit, love you honey. sue he next week. >> bye. >> stephanie: 47 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: if you turn her on she'll turn you on. >> oh, god. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." thomas jefferson said that a successful democracy depended on an informed electorate. our country's future depends on you. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's
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♪ i've been driving all night and my hand's wet on the wheel ♪ ♪ a voice in my head that drives my heel ♪ >> stephanie miller. >> announcer: is "the stephanie miller show." "the stephanie miller show" is brought to you by the last open road. what is the last open road? you have traveled the last open road? go to i can't think of a more appropriate song. >> stephanie: rob reiner did get a standing ovation for walking and sitting. he walked into the beacon. rock star cheers. somebody said you would totally have gotten third billing if there was a plane crash because rob reiner and earth wind and fire and i were on the same -- getting on any plane with a band you're like oh -- rob reiner and the remaining members of lynyrd skynyrd this might not be a good plane to get on. >> how many members of earth wind and fire are there? >> stephanie: i don't know.
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>> if there are at least three you would have gotten fifth billing. >> stephanie: right. >> what if it is only earth and wind? >> one famous singer, great. an entire famous band. okay. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. sue in rockville maryland. at the sexy liberal party. hi sue. >> wow. just wow. listen, i wanted to say a couple of things. i want to thank roland for being such a helpful guy. he's just awesome. he can eat all the foie gras he wants today. number two i want to shout out to everyone in the shout room who joined us for drinks before because we got well lubricated before we walked into the show. number three here's my question steph. i hope you can answer this. okay? okay. aisha comes on. she's awesome. john comes on, he's awesome. hal comes on, he's awesome. you walk on. woman stands up and flashes you her boobs.
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people are talking to you. showing you their boobs. men are screaming at you. >> stephanie: yeah. i do not get the respect i'm entitled to. mystery science theater when i'm on. people can yell at me when i'm talking. they want to do the q&a right while i'm talking. fine. let's talk about that then. >> it was hilarious. then the green pashmina people should be in the penalty box. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: so many people were taunting me with pashminas. people come to heckle me. >> a friend of mine took a picture with you. you were both wearing a green pashmina. >> you guys are the most generous people. you let every one of us grope. you let me show you picture of our baby number four. all of you, thank you. i just want to say thank you. >> stephanie: thank you honey. we had a great time. it is hard to explain unless you go to one. it is such a loving, amazing group of people. we just -- it was -- rob reiner, everybody lost it, didn't they? oh she hung up on herself.
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anyway, thank you, new york, we love you. by the way, that was audra in minneapolis. we'll play that again. audra in minneapolis, she of the amazing pipes. rocky mountain mike has a question for us, jim. when you vote, ask yourself are mitt romney appositions better off than they were four days ago? [ ♪ circus ♪ ] oh, rocky mountain mike who reminds you not to feed the frankenstorm. ♪ frankenstorm ♪ ♪ well i ain't evil like hannibal lecter ♪ ♪ i'm just enough evil brought on by ♪ ♪ i'm a hungry man but i don't wear flannel ♪ ♪ my favorite meal is the weather channel ♪
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♪ mother nature is having a fit ♪ ♪ feed my frankenstorm ♪ ♪ better take cover ♪ ♪ it's a cyclone ♪ ♪ feed my frankenstorm ♪ ♪ get to home depot because it's plywood time ♪ >> stephanie: rocky mountain mike. >> rocky mountain mike would like to remind jim that he does all of the instruments himself. there is no karaoke. >> wow cool. >> stephanie: he's indeed a one man band. kevin in new york city, hi, kev. >> caller: hey steph. >> stephanie: how are you? >> caller: i'm doing great after sexy liberal new york on saturday. >> stephanie: woot. >> caller: you are awesome. >> stephanie: thank you, honey. >> caller: no more jokes ever about aisha too bad about her looks. you're not allowed to make that joke anymore. you're stunning. >> stephanie: thank you, sweetheart.
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it is crossing all of the sexy liberal streams like that. the first ever trisexual multiracial teabagging demonstration. that was fairly epic, wasn't it? >> even rob reiner got into the act. >> rob reiner teabagged me. he was jealous that i was giving too much attention to hal's balls because they're young and so rob reiner teabagged me and i'm like that's the clip that will end up on fox news. >> he's remarkably flexible. >> too bad carol o'connor wasn't around to tea bag you as well. >> stephanie: thank you kev. thanks for coming. i'm sure that clip will end up somewhere. >> i saw a picture of it. already out there on the interwebs. >> stephanie: he is limber. because i saw him at the airport. where were you? we missed that at the v.i.p. thing afterwards. said i'm an old jew. [ laughter ] he was worn out from the teabagging demonstration. i wore him out.
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laura in pennsylvania. hi laura. >> caller: good morning, everyone. >> stephanie: good morning. >> caller: stephanie, i wish you would give me a lot of time because i want to tell you -- >> stephanie: i got 30 seconds. >> caller: okay. say things fast. you out there who are on social security please, please, in the name of god, do not vote for those gangsters! mitt romney is out there to kill all of us and he will. did you vote them in with bush? yeah i didn't. they killed us. they stabbed us in the back and they stabbed us in the back with congress. now, people from massachusetts call the show and tell them exactly what kind of a governor he was. >> stephanie: there is a reason he's behind by 20, 30 points in massachusetts. think about it when he's talking about his record. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieieie i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello current tv world. why look at the quiet little studious girl sitting in study hall. i have post-traumatic polling disorder. what about you? jim, you said -- >> a new abc news -- "washington post" poll. shows obama preserving his lead with women by 15 points. >> stephanie: jacki and i cannot conceive the gender gap has disappeared. >> didn't we collectively agree to ignore the polls? >> stephanie: yes. you're not the boss of me. >> yeah but you're going to go nuts. nuttier than you already are. >> stephanie: because there's one poll that though shows them
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tied in ohio. another one that shows the president up by five. stephanie cutter says that she feels confident they're going to win ohio. >> when is the last time you or anyone you know answered a poll? >> i think they've been -- >> stephanie: the president's pulled ahead in virginia though. it really is -- it is nerve-racking. i've gotta -- [farting sounds] here's jacki schechner not in the current news center. she's right there. >> the lead-ins get hard again. so obviously we're all about sandy right now. that's going to put campaigning on hold for a couple of days, at least on the president's side. ap is reporting first of all as far as sandy news is concerned the coast guard's rescued 14 people who had to abandon ship off the coast of north carolina. two people unfortunately still missing. that's not great news. some 60 million people expected to be affected by power outages. winds strengthen overnight to 85 miles per hour. wave heights as high as 24 feet
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south of cape may new jersey. 6500 flight cancellations and counting in the u.s. today, another 1,000 off for tomorrow. president has wiped off his schedule for tomorrow. he's going to stay in d.c. he's not going to go to wisconsin as planned. here's what's tricky for mitt romney. he's really got nothing to do right now. he's going to keep campaigning. his campaign is trying to make it seem like he's going to be as sensitive as possible. they've got their campaign bus in virginia which they've loaded up with supplies. i'm not sure if that will be a help or get in the way once relief efforts get underway. he will continue to campaign. he will be in ohio then fly to iowa and then round out the day in wisconsin. but i don't know what that message is going to be because the rest of the country is going to be focused on what's happening in the northeast and making sure people are safe. >> stephanie: he's going to say whatever the president is going to do will be wrong. >> he will do whatever the opposite is. >> stephanie: he would do it better. >> paul ryan on the campaign trail. you know, we'll have to wait and
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captain america's underpants. >> don't e-mail me. what are you doing now? >> stephanie: because they're re-airing our show because who can get enough of me? nobody. they're going to be re-airing the show right directly after our show. >> six solid hours of "the stephanie miller show". >> announcer: stephanie miller. >> stephanie: what could be better? nothing. >> apparently they're happy with you. >> stephanie: the ratings are spectacular, i'm told. we're 9:00 to noon eastern and air again at noon to 3:00 which allows jacki for some reason to be in captain america's underpants with us. we couldn't be happier. >> she's dressed like a girl. >> she's not used to radio. >> stephanie: look at her. she found out a way to not have to wear headphones. [ laughter ] >> by the end of the week, i'm going to look like you. i'll do the hat, the t-shirt. >> the jammies. >> stephanie: when i go to your house i tart up and you come here, you go -- least you
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could do is dress like an eighth grade boy like me. >> you don't think i don't want to have to do my hair first thing in the morning. >> stephanie: you don't want to know what this looks like every morning. mark sexy liberal in new york city. awesome show at the beacon. i had to wonder if i was a lesbian trapped in a man's body. now i'm convinced of it. mark. [ applause ] somebody -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] you mentioned nate silver. we all have post-traumatic poll disorder. nate silver, 90% likely to retain control of the senate. that's before any post-mourdock polls in indiana. fyi -- and we mentioned this earlier, julie in seattle writes steph, nate silver tweets "the washington examiner," the un-- they're the ones that make up their own right wing numbers has posted a little discussion. how he's kind of gay looking which accounts for the faction that he's predicting ever increasing chances that obama
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will win. after they explain how wrong he is about romney losing, they threaten him. you better change your prediction poll. nate silver tweeted unskewed polls argument. nate silver seems gay plus question mark equals romney landslide. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> stephanie: this is what we've come to. less wing and right wing numbers. nate silver has been the most eerily accurate statistician out there. i'm sorry. but i love that -- far left turns to nate silver for wisdom on the polls. yes because he's generally right. right. while many conservatives look to former -- clinton political consultant dick more toys understand the polls. dick, there is a difference. dick morris has always been wrong about everything. >> as evidenced by his book "condy versus hillary". >> i was completely right. >> stephanie: i'm sorry. that was supposed to be the 2004
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race. absolutely. >> 2008. >> stephanie: right. 2008. yes, that was supposed to be the race. what does he say? his current predictions of the presidential race look favorable to the incumbent. yes. nate silver is a man of very small stature. thin with a soft sounding voice. sounds exactly like the mr. new voice used by rush limbaugh on his program. he claims to have been highly accurate in predicting the 2008 election results. >> he was highly accurate. >> stephanie: they say and perhaps he was. >> perhaps. >> stephanie: there's no perhaps with numbers. >> uh, numbers. they have a liberal bias. >> stephanie: highly unlikely his current methods will have the accuracy unless he changes the credibility will be greatly diminished after the election. they're threatening him. like your numbers are wrong. >> better change your numbers or else. >> that's why people -- listen to him because -- i think he's
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known for having correctly prehe dicted the popular vote in 2008 within one percentage point. how many pollsters can say that? currently predicted the outcome in every state and correctly predicted the senate races. >> yeah but he's thin and looks kind of gayish. >> stephanie: okay. let's check in with our buddy. eric boehlert from media matters for america doing the lord's work as usual. >> announcer: eric boehlert. ♪ hurts so good ♪ ♪ come on, baby ♪ >> eric boehlert ♪ hurts so good ♪ >> stephanie: let's dive into the right-wing world. >> i don't know what that means. good morning eric boehlert. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i had to set you up with that because this is what we've come to, right? >> yeah. it is not -- it's bad enough that you know, obviously they skewed all of the polls when romney wasn't doing well. and so there's that conspiracy.
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it wasn't just to produce the poor poll numbers for romney. it was specifically to suppress the vote. so these pollsters were -- all of them, every single pollster on the planet including rasmussen who dismissed this unskewing stuff. they were all in on this white house -- to suppress the vote. pollsters became this year's acorn. they were going to steal the election for obama. and so now of course, we're going to come down to calling people gay and making fun of their -- i mean we're down to the last eight days. they're running out of excuses. these numbers do not add up. >> stephanie: not even right wing and left wing numbers. there's just gay numbers now that nobody listens to apparently. >> this was supposed to be a lay-up for the right wing. obama was a marxist a muslim, a socialist. he's ruining the economy on purpose. this was just supposed to be -- they could nominate anyone and america was just going to run this guy out of town. that was the narrative inside
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their bubble. and now again they're eight days away. obama doesn't seem to be going anywhere. romney can't really -- in any of the polls, can't crack a real must-win swing state. what are they left with? name-calling and you know, pretending nate siller are is sort of the liberal equivalent to dick morris. >> stephanie: you tweeted this week so this is where mitt wanted to be the last week in october, leading in two of the 11 tossup states. they can talk about it all they want right? >> yeah. i think one of the points nate silver made in the last few days that really drove the right wing crazy is he was saying look, ohio is not a tossup. here's the last 22 polls. romney hasn't led in one. as the statistician, that's not a tossup state. yes, it is close but if obama leads in every single poll, that means he's going to win ohio. he was pointing out there's no statistical evidence of someone
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leading every single poll albeit by a small margin and losing that state. this is -- when he includes these facts and with more facts piled on more facts it drives him crazy. >> stephanie: i loved your tweet. at least they plan ahead. right wing talkers for impeachment over libya. they need a talking point when obama wins the election. >> absolutely. and the latest is -- i mean the whole benghazi story has gone from crazier to crazier and last week with the right wing grabbed on to was this conspiracy that obama watched the assault in real time in the situation room. could literally hear americans begging for help and ordered the u.s. military not to do a thing. slight problem. there was no video stream from libya. he didn't watch anything. all of this wild fervent conspiracy and to me, what it really is it is a chance for the right wing to finally call obama
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what they've always wanted to call him which is a murderer and a traitor. it is being whipped up with the election season and that's where they find themselves. >> stephanie: my favorite tweet of yours this week, this election is worth it just to watch karl rove and the final days of the campaign whine like a child about how mean and nasty obama is. you know, there's that and then your piece on fact checking fox news. it is just again talk about two sets of -- continue to insist that the president's been on an apology tour. that the president didn't call benghazi an act of terror until two weeks ago. >> all of it. all of it. and again and the reckoning is going to come on election night. so how are they -- if obama wins how -- what are they going to do? they have put so much time and effort into creating this alternative universe. i don't know how they're going to deal with it. i don't think it is going to be pleasant for the rest of the country and yes, going back to
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the benghazi, yeah, there's going to be -- there's absolutely going to be some sort -- if not impeachment, some sort of leftover sort of residue from the election to absolutely try to claim that obama is not the legitimate winner. we haven't talked about if romney wins the popular vote and obama wins the electoral college. >> it has never ever happened. >> we're just going to see heads explode from coast-to-coast. >> stephanie: quickly before we go into right-wing world brian kilmeade said of the storm. >> he wonders if obama canceling events for hurricane sandy is a sign of his campaign in disarray. [ laughter ] >> newt gingrich -- again, a lot of this comes back to benghazi. he was saying oh, romney canceling campaign appearances because of the hurricane but he didn't cancel them for benghazi. so he's -- they're attacking him -- newt beginning rich is attacking romney -- attacking obama for canceling events
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because of the hurricane. we've already seen on the breitbart site you know, complaining that obama's going to be featured in the hurricane coverage. >> stephanie: trying to appear presidential. he is president. >> i guarantee by wednesday or thursday, fox news will be hammering -- using -- trying to use the hurricane in whatever way possible to go after obama because again that's really all they have. and here's the end of the campaign and here's romney who famously said during the primary debates that fema should be put out of business and sent back to the private sector. >> stephanie: thank you. eric, before we go into right-wing world, i have to say too, sometimes we say things as a joke and then it happens. when wit the brian kilmeade thing last hour, i said how long can it be before someone accuses the president of having a wind machine and then on cue -- >> alex jones accused obama of seeding the hurricane to get romney off the front pages. >> you leave it to good ole
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alex. >> stephanie: eric boehlert remains in the sidecar. we've chatted too much. we'll do right-wing world next. >> i think your show is absolutely vulgar. i think it is sad. >> stephanie: all right. >> we're trying to raise kids to be -- respectful. there's no way you're adding to it. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." [ female announcer ] pillsbury crescents fabulous fruit just got cooler. fruit on one side, cocococococococococococococococococococococococococococococo
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>>and now to my point. that is a whole bunch of bunk! the powerful my steal an election but they cannot steal democracy. ♪ she moves in mysterious ways ♪ >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 22 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. eric boehlert rejoins us in the sidecar for right-wing world. let's dive in. bill o'reilly. >> the guy in indiana. >> i just flew in from indiana. it is all over indiana. >> he said -- he said -- i forget his name. >> mourdock. >> richard mourdock. >> said look if you're raped
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and you deliver a child, that was god's will. this is huge. this is lighting the us for a to go back into this. mourdock has nothing to do with romney. >> mourdock has nothing to do with romney? >> stephanie: except that's the only ad he's done this cycle and he won't take it down. >> i love the fact he tapes the show, he doesn't even know the guy's name. >> if it was a democrat, he would have remembered. >> oh, what does this have to do with romney? he happened to cut the tv ad a couple of days before. the larger problem is that you know what does tina fey call him? the gray-faced republicans? can't stop talking -- who talks about -- whatever. they can't stop talking about rape during a campaign season. obviously the reason it comes up is they have adopted such a radical stance that yes it comes up during debates because
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reporters ask, is this really a republican platform? then they have to explain that rape is kind of okay or god's will or you can't get pregnant. it leads to this lunacy. tv jon stewart said it is time for another edition republicans said what about rape now? really? i thought honestly, one of the -- in a campaign that lacked courage in general romney pretending he doesn't hear the questions the other day was -- you know, honestly. >> no, but basically no one would back away. no one would criticize him. last ten days of the campaign for them. you know it is just absolute refusal to back down on anything. pretend it's there. so you know, they've just got their foot on the gas and now is not the time -- >> stephanie: seriously what does it encourage? senator mourdock, are you going to keep the ad up? which way are we going now? like he can't hear the reporters. rush limbaugh. >> the gdp number is out.
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for the third time, it is 2%. it is going to get revised down to 1.8. never mind the regime guaranteed a growth rate of 4.5% by now. with their stimulus bill. we are growing -- it is anemic. 1.8%, there is no growth. there is no job creation whatsoever. >> stephanie: wow. the millions of jobs that have proveably been created have not been created. >> those are fake jobs. everyone would love a 5% -- it came in higher than expected which hasn't happened in awhile. and with -- what was the spin? the other right wing spin other than limbaugh's it's not real is a lot of that came from defense spending. the government spend a ton of money on the military. okay. so now the spin is obama spending too much money on the military. he wants too many ships and bombs and things like that. just in the last debate, romney was telling us that obama wants to gut the navy.
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so you know, they can't make up that you are mind. it was a jobs report. the numbers were fake. the gdp the numbers are fake. that democrat is just spending too much money on defense. >> stephanie: exactly. eric bolling on hannity. >> any question why obama is losing? why the momentum is on romney? the only thing president obama has had bayonets -- >> big bird. >> and binders and now romnesia. i have one. i have a new term. it's called obama-mona. he's such a cancer to the economy. he threatens the whole system. >> stephanie: that's clever. >> yikes. >> i don't think that's going to catch on. >> i've been wondering for months and months, what is fox going to do if and when obama wins? how are they going to justify -- it is a much larger question. i think viewers tune in to fox to be purposely misinformed so they're probably not going to be
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that upset or they're not going to hold people like eric bolling accountable when they're telling them mitt romney has all of the momentum in the last week but it is really -- it is a curious sort of psychological study in terms of what they're producing and what their viewers want them to produce which do not reflect -- >> stephanie: i love the sigh ops. romney is winning. romney has won. it is like what? carly said on "meet the press," the reason mitt romney is winning with women the reason he's so far ahead with women -- a poll this morning the president is up 15 points among women. >> it is like order your romney inaugural tickets now. it is just this -- you're right. he's won. congratulations, we did it. >> if he didn't, it is kenyan indonesian voodoo. >> stephanie: fox news. martha mccollum. straight news. >> for people who are receiving these kinds of checks. we should point out that you know if it's deservedly so, nobody has a bone to pick with that. it is a legitimate question.
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why would it be in 2012 that so many more people are disabled in this country and i think that's worth asking. but if you are getting the checks and you think that there's any inkling that might change if you didn't vote for president obama you're probably going to vote for him. >> stephanie: is she implying some people with disabilities are faking it to get the money? >> to get the checks and the parking spot. this is part of a much -- part of the larger conspiracy that obama has wanted to expand the federal government, expand food stamps expand unemployment. he wants high unemployment because all of those people will have to vote for him or they'll be afraid to lose their disability checks, lose their veterans checks. it is all this huge conspiracy. that's why he wants to expand federal government which he's not because then they'll be loyal to him. it is much more of a dictatorship role that they're sort of creating for him. >> stephanie: unbelievable. >> could it be the disabled people came back from afghanistan? that. >> stephanie: there's that.
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>> eric boehlert, great stuff. happy pre-election week. we'll talk to you next week. >> okay. >> stephanie: love you. there's eric boehlert of media matters. 29 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." the one time it's okay for you to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your highest priority on election day. besides, you can always dvr my show. you really cant' dvr the future of the country. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup. only on current tv. so vote and vote smart.
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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> you adorable little creature. oh yes. >> stephanie: speaking of adorable little news minxes, jacki schechner is live in studio with us. why? because we're so wildly popular they're re-airing our show starting right after it ends. three hours. six hour block. it is like -- not a dock block
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but like a [ bleep ] six hours of steph. very exciting. so that allows jacki to be here with us live in person. >> is it all you ever thought it would be and then some? >> yes absolutely. >> is it all you every thought it would be and then some. >> stephanie: did you see how pervy it was when jim said that? >> it is kind of what it looks like -- this is the first time i've been allowed into the underpants. >> stephanie: you'll have to pull them up because they start to sag. remember it started to peel and sag? >> the elastic starts to go. >> have to go to tar-jay and pick out some new ones. >> she's always allowed in my underpants but i didn't say that. >> do you think they're boxer briefs or do you feel like it is a tighty whitey thing? >> i think captain america wears tighty whities. >> red, white and bluies. >> stephanie: kids, let's go to eric in tampa you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: how you doing?
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>> stephanie: good honey. >> caller: that's cool. i waited an hour and 15 minutes. that's probably the best praise i can give you. also, i wanted to tell jacki she's literally the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. [ ♪ magic wand ♪ ] >> have you had your morning coffee yet? >> caller: i have to hurry. >> thank you. >> caller: you figured out how the right lies best. they throw the lie in and then they'll say but actually and then they'll keep talking. that's how they get it through. always remember when you get frustrated, that the whole right is basically just delusion and lunacy that that may help ease the frustration for you. the rape thing. mourdock and akin and the rest of them that believe that stuff that comes from the ten commandments. that doesn't even allow for the fact that women might be able to covet. it doesn't say covet your neighbor's husband. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: that's that. the reason i called is because i don't think enough attention is being paid to paul ryan.
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mitt romney's presidency is scary enough but should he die if paul ryan is president, it would be scarier than i've ever heard. >> stephanie: rachel maddow. rachel versus carly i'll take that match any time. it was good. she was talking about he's moderate mitt now. rachel was like right and then he picked paul ryan. it shows you exactly where he's going to be, right jacki on any of these issues. we were talking about -- by the way, you and i were talking about some healthcare stuff. >> yes. >> stephanie: a, he wants to voucherize medicare. we all know that. paul ryan. but i was saying mitt romney was on the campaign trail this weekend repeating a lie that i've seen in right wing e-mails is that oh, no doctors a lot of doctors now are turning down patients because they aren't going to take anymore medicare patients because of the cuts to medicare. >> okay. there are no cuts to medicare.
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i'm not entirely sure how else to say it. there are no cuts to medicare. >> stephanie: can you be any clearer? >> there are no cuts to medicare. we went into the medicare system which had a lot of waste and fraud and abuse and routed out a lot of that money. we're not overpaying private insurance companies anymore for the same services that we can get through traditional medicare and we're taking the money that we're saving and we're reallocating it to improve benefits in medicare. some of that money is also going to be used to help millions and millions of americans afford health insurance through these new national exchanges but it's not like we're stripping money from medicare to put into national healthcare reform. allocating a lot of it, a big chunk of it -- >> stephanie: mitt romney keeps saying exactly what i've heard. my mother can't get a doctor because they say we're not taking anymore medicare
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patients. >> that has nothing to do with anything that's being done in regard to medicare and healthcare reform because the doctors i've worked with over the course of the campaign and have spoken to over the years prefer met care to private insurance because medicare actually pays. >> stephanie: right. >> they don't have to sit on the phone for hours and hours and hours and beg for procedures that the doctors say are medically necessary and the insurance companies say well, it's experimental or we're not entirely sure that this is something you need. talk about bureaucrats. >> stephanie: if there was a doctor saying i'm not taking medicare, he's probably not a good doctor that's interested in your health. >> if a doctor is deciding he's not going to take medicare patients, you have to wonder what miss motives are. medicare serves the neediest in our population just because people tend to get sicker as they get older. if you're in medicine to do good by society and to treat people who are sick, then you want to help out people who have
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medicare which is our social guarantee to our senior citizens that they will be taken care of as they get older. we're not cutting medicare payments. we're slowing the growth of medicare. doctors, providers hospitals other facilities. it is something they all agree to. all of the trade organizations during healthcare reform said we're okay with slowing the rate of growth. the only ones who didn't agree to it, the insurance companies. >> stephanie: there you go. >> everyone else said fine. >> so the take away is obama is destroying medicare. >> as long as that was clear. [ applause ] >> stephanie: once you wind up the healthcare bot -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: jim, you might have to disconnect her. >> reboot. >> stephanie: larry in michigan you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi larry. >> caller: hi, steph, how are
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you? >> stephanie: good. go ahead. >> caller: i've got a point about remembering what happened here four years ago. comparison and contrast, i would like to see the democratic party put an ad in showing that when bill clinton left his office, he created 22 million jobs. he balanced the budget and he had a surplus. and then go back to eight years of president bush's term. where he -- this is a clip now. a distress look, almost looked like he's crying and that he announced that the economy was going down in a spiral. and a spiral downward. with the financial institutions locked up. i want to stress -- i really want to stress -- i hope democratic party puts an ad in to show the comparisons. >> stephanie: yep. absolutely right.
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yeah. by the way, bill clinton was -- today in florida actually talking about a lot of that stuff. andrea in new york city. hey, andrea. >> caller: hi. i wanted to say i saw the show in florida just moved to new york and when you guys came to ft. lauderdale, it was amazing. seeing it in new york city was fantastic to see the four of you guys phenomenal. i nearly died when rob reiner joined the teabagging. >> stephanie: when rob reiner teabagged me. >> caller: that was epic. >> stephanie: a girl never forgets the first time rob reiner tea bags you. >> caller: i can understand that. i don't think i will understand the first time he teabagged you either. >> stephanie: thank you andrea. appreciate it. yea. [ applause ] >> stephanie: that clip is going to prevent both of us from running for office. >> then aisha said i'll have what she's having. that's a line from a rob reiner
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movie. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> oh, well. >> stephanie: by the way that's kind of a shame in his case because -- somebody every day says to me why isn't rob reiner -- fill in the blank here. governor, you know, senator something. president. [ ding ding ] [ applause ] most awesome thing. >> i have a feeling he gets more done not being in office than he would being in office. >> stephanie: all right. by the way speaking of aishaha ititshe catchphphsese -- this is what happens. she's a catchphrase machine. the damian and john from pennsylvania the subject line cookies and freedom bitches. >> i want that t-shirt. i want the baby t. >> she has met the president. she says he smells like cookies and freedom. >> that's so awesome. [ ♪ circus ♪ ] >> stephanie: i think she's right. >> i believe her. i believe her. >> stephanie: damian says mama -- >> cookies and freedom on the
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front and sexy lady on the back. >> stephanie: what an awesome time liz and i had in new york. funny, sexy, approachable. i wish i remembered to bring a box of tea bags for you all. that's a tragedy. i could go on and on but i just wanted to end by saying cookies and freedom bitches. now, if they made alcoholic tea. >> they make sweet tea flavored vodka. >> ooh. >> that sounds pretty good. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> may have to test drive that. [ laughter ] >> i think t-bone has some in his pants. >> t-bone has all varieties of vodka. >> i thought there was going to be a bar in here. >> stephanie: third hour. >> okay. >> stephanie: third hour is party hour. >> before 8:00, that's just -- then you have a problem. [ laughter ] >> it's noon somewhere. >> stephanie: jim stephanie
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cutter. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> what did she say about me? >> stephanie: she said the campaign is confident it will win ohio despite a new poll showing the race is tied. one poll shows it tied today. she said that's one poll. there have been several polls out one including up five in ohio. we feel pretty good about where we are on the ground. we're beating mitt romney 3-1. we feel good about ohio. we think we're going to win it. that's not what i meant. sorry. i'm always touching the wrong button in my box. >> like someone fell on your box. >> it was almost a digital freudian slip. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] jim, who said a second term for president obama would be a better outcome for ohio, michigan and would offer more hopeful prospects than his replacement by his republican challenger mitt romney. the blade recommends the president's re-election. who said that? >> dick morris. >> stephanie: no. thele to rido blade. -- the toledo blade. ohio gets it.
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[ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] paper has endorsed president. during his administration, president obama has provided pragmatic centrist leadership that has served the nation well. he's dealt effectively with the economic recession at home and abroad. much of which he inherited from his predecessor. his bailout helped prevent the recession from becoming a depression. who said that? the toledo blade. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] jobless rates are still too high. imagine the economies of ohio and michigan would look like today if mr. obama had not presided over the rescue of injury -- general motors. they depend on 850,000 jobs. they created the assembly and parts jobs in ohio. without it, chrysler and begin would have gone out of business and domestic industry supply chain would have collapsed taking ford with them. instead, u.s. auto makers are achieving huge gains in the fuel efficiency of their cars and trucks. who said that? >> mitt romney. >> stephanie: no. they go on to say the bailouts
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began under president george bush. mitt romney continued to oppose them. they're paying attention in ohio. they also say in the depths of the great recession no such investment was forthcoming. a high-powered businessman and the son of a detroit auto ceo who plays up his michigan roots might be expected to acknowledge that but no. [ applause ] alfranken will have to write an entire book about the romney campaign, the lies and liars to tell about this epic campaign. by the way here is a little shout out to 1964. [ ♪ "jeopardy" theme ♪ ] 1964 blade editorial described george romney has a successful man who sees nothing soft about wanting to do good for others. we hope to be able to say the same of mitt romney. we can't. [ applause ] >> stephanie: then they say what ohio voters are concerned about this year's election. increasingly likely to determine its outcome for the nation. the choice is clear. a momentous ohioans will serve their best interest.
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by re-electing president barack obama. >> pbo. >> stephanie: that's short hand on twitter for president barack obama. >> stephanie: i prefer p.o.t.u.s. >> that's longer. >> you only have 140 characters. you have to shorten as much as you can. >> i know you don't tweet. >> stephanie: 47 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> announcer: join the party. 1-800-steph-12. to you. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's current tv encourages you to vote on november 6th but just as importantly to take the time to learn about each candidate's stance on the issues that matter to you. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup.
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(vo) john fugelsang sees what happens. i like mitt romney but i'm sorry. they guy has flipped more than a crack house mattress. (vo) so we gave him a weekly show. >> thank you. ♪ on the radio ♪ ♪ on the radio ♪ ♪ on the radio ♪ >> stephanie: oh dear. roland keeps sending us increasingly ominous pictures of water in manhattan. >> it is just like water on the street. >> i'll take manhattan.
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>> stephanie: okay. 1-800-steph-12. >> a gust of wind blew open his terrace door. >> stephanie: he screamed. [ screaming ] >> just like that and revealed his balls to the world. >> stephanie: like eric cantor does when he gets the wrong foie gras. >> this is some substandard foie gras. i'll be in montauk if you need me. >> stephanie: we, as you know, had a party in new york city for sexy liberal. jacki schechner cannot be left unsupervised. he texted roland and it's picture of her with some -- there was drinking and giant costumed characters. what the hell happened? did you have sex with giant costume fur? >> i did not have intimate relations with that furry character. >> a scene from the shining. >> i was out with some friends. we were at a drinking
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establishment. we noticed there were a lot of people in costume in preparation for halloween and one of them happened to be dressed as a giant teddy bear and as we left and went to my friend's apartment that happens to overlook the street where the bar was letting out we saw the teddy bear and a couple of his friends on the street and my cohort said come on up! so we invited them up. in a moment of really excellent judgment. and -- i ended up taking some photographs of the big giant teddy bear hanging out. >> stephanie: right. >> look at her. >> stephanie: roland and i were like dear god. we cannot leave jacki behind again. >> i was not in any of the photos there. is no evidence of the fact that i was actually there. other than the fact that i sent you the picture. >> unless you were in the costume with the guy. >> stephanie: fur-vert. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number to call. you stick with that story. that is just fine. >> his girlfriend, the girl with
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him had a little baby doll outfit on that said have you seen my teddy bear. >> isn't that adorable. >> stephanie: that's so gross. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: elvira will be in with us on wednesday on halloween! check that out! how did we get that? >> how did we get that booking? >> stephanie: all right. let's go to rhonda in missouri. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi rhonda. >> hi. how is everybody? i'm a new listener. love, love, love your show. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: don't i sound like ann? >> love you women! >> caller: i was reading "the kansas city star" which normally leans republican and yesterday in their big sunday paper i almost fell off my chair when i was reading the star editorial. it said keep president obama in the white house. >> stephanie: unbelievable. i have the salt lake city tribune endorsed president
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obama. too many mitts. we read from that one. sadly, what's up with the des moines register, endorsed romney. huh? [ wah wah ] >> you saw that blog post before hand where they were criticizing him for keeping the interview off the record. and then they released the whole thing and then a couple of days later, they endorse romney. so there was a little bit of bitterness or something going on there. just didn't make any sense that that's the way it played out. >> stephanie: it was a little weird. the president on the campaign trail. >> obama: a major issue in any election is can you count on the person you're putting into the oval office fighting for you having a clear set of convictions. >> stephanie: um, yeah, for instance, can you trust anyone that when asked about federal disaster relief for recent terned flood victims at a republican primary debate called that spending immoral and said fema should be privatized. i wonder if he'll repeat those same thoughts. >> wow.
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>> stephanie: jacki reported this at the top of the first break. romney said victims in louisiana, mississippi alabama tennessee should not receive government assistance. that would have been immoral. >> heck of a job ronnie. >> stephanie: every time you have an occasion, send it back to the states. that's the right direction. if you go further and send it back to the private sector, even better. we cannot afford to do those things without jeopardizing the future. [ whatever! ] >> the immediate danger to children. >> stephanie: some future kids that aren't here yet. we have to think about. >> companies that can't make a profit doing that, they can just leave town. >> stephanie: almost like our healthcare system for profit right? >> who would do that? >> nobody else in the world. >> stephanie: right? it is simply immoral in my view for us to continue to rack up larger debts and pass them on to our kids knowing full well, blah, blah, blah makes no
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sense. federal disaster relief. whatever. [ whatever! ] >> where's the profit in that? >> stephanie: all right. the president on mtv this weekend. >> obama: we now have to go directly to the source the colleges and universities and say you've got to work on cutting tuition. >> stephanie: yeah. just go ask your parents for money or shop around for a cheaper college. all right. can you imagine if jacki schechner had done that. they would have said whatever tri-delt. we can't afford university of pennsylvania. >> my parents were so proud when my first job out of college paid me $15,000 a year. keep going girl. >> stephanie: what makes you think you're qualified to wear the mr. sausage hat? thanks for that usc degree. 58 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. we'll be right back on the "stephanie miller show."
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[ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: hello. welcome to the flirtini hour of "the stephanie miller show." hour number three. jacki gets this that journalism mode all of a sudden. she's like i'm not talking to you guys. >> people say i have my regular news and then my news journalism voice. >> stephanie: then your late at night i'm sleepy voice. >> there are very few people who hear it and even fewer who tolerate it. >> stephanie: she can go from a cogent healthcare discussion -- bam, bam bam -- >> to guys in teddy bear
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outfits. >> stephanie: if you call her late at night it is some incoherent, some gibberish. here she is, jacki schechner with the news. >> you want news? >> stephanie: do it! >> well now we're up to almost 9,000 u.s. flight cancellations and we're getting reports of wind and rain picking up in lower manhattan and not just from roland sexy liberal tour director but other people. andrew cuomo says the holland brooklyn-battery tunnels will be closed by 2:00 this afternoon. brims are open as of now. expectations are almost 12 foot storm surge. irene at 9 in comparison just to give you an idea of what we're looking at here. we're also starting to see some twitter pictures come in of the main fishing pier in ocean city, maryland being washed away. pictures of atlantic city underwater. it is a little tricky for us to put emphasis on campaign developments knowing what's to come weatherwise and that obviously is of the utmost
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concern especially in people safety but we do only have eight days left. that means weighing the impact on everything from early voting of course now to access and power to the polling places on election day itself. it is harder to get out the vote door knocking when people can't get out and about. the millions of dollars that conservatives have saved up to bombard the airways in the homestretch may be waste if the no one can watch tv. and even the news itself is going to be all storm all the time at least until the worst seemed to have past. it will change the nature of the horse race and slow momentum. maybe even bring it to a stand still altogether. >> stephanie: i didn't mean to say ha ha. >> ha ha about the money? >> stephanie: i didn't realize the microphone was on. cut mic. >> final little note. the supreme court is still open today. and it is going to hear hour-long cases. one on a challenge to government surveillance. the other is copyright protections. the rest of the federal government shut down but the supreme court is independent and
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>> announcer: ladies and gentlemen, it's "the stephanie miller show." ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ i'm walkin' on sunshine ♪ ♪ and it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey, all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> stephanie: stop eating. look at her. she fits right in. hanging out. >> that's what everybody does. >> stephanie: clipping her toenails. okay. took her a couple of hours to get comfortable. >> someone on twitter yelled at me for not eating. i wanted to prove that i eat. >> stephanie: get with the
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program, skinny. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number toll free from anywhere. >> this stephanie miller show brought to us by burt leavy who asks have you traveled the last open road. go to >> stephanie: yea. where is my rock star cheers. thank you, new york city. what a night. sexy liberal at the beacon theatre saturday night. and oh, yeah -- rob reiner did get a stand ogvation. did get a standing ovation. rachel in new hampshire writes steph, my wife and i took the bus down from new hampshire to see the show. it was fabulous. fuglesang was hysterical. aisha was incredible. hal sparks was sidesplitting and girlfriend, you were dirty but really really funny. it was great seeing rob reiner. he gave everyone who was clapping for him a backward wave and a smile. >> stephanie: that's what you do when you're famous. i'm [ bleep ] rob reiner, my
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friends. by the way you're right. you would have gotten third billing in the airplane crash. i was on the plane on the way home with rob reiner and earth wind and fire. i really would have gotten fifth and sixth and also, stephanie miller died in coach. [ wah wah ] >> be glad it wasn't earth wind and skynyrd. >> and the drummer from spinal tap. >> that's a rob reiner movie. [ explosion ] >> stephanie: pressurize the cabin up to 11. look at jacki. >> i know what you mean. >> but you weren't laughing. >> i have to laugh at everything? is that a rule? >> yes. >> stephanie: see absence makes the heart grow fonder. you're sick of us already. >> you learn quickly. if you don't laugh at everything she says, you'll get a stapler thrown at you. >> then i get accused of giggling too much. there's no happy medium with you people. thank god they separated us.
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>> stephanie: clearly we're the kids that should have been separated in school. they made a huge error. all right. alicia and john. they were there too. steph, wanted to say thanks for the wonderful show at the beacon. it was everything we imagine and more. thanks for being open to us sexy liberals. only action i get all month at the meet and grope. alicia and john were there. >> did you and roland share a suite again? >> stephanie: yes. he lives in new york and he stayed -- because we like to have fun parties. so he spooned me a little bit. i don't know what else happened but none of us was wearing a furry costume. >> did you show him your -- >> stephanie: i did not see his balls. i almost did. he was changing into his pants but he had underwears on. he was like oh! >> last time, if i'm not mistaken, he saw your -- >> stephanie: cooter. he didn't see it this time. >> i think everybody saw it in l.a. because you wore that
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dress. >> stephanie: i gotta say -- everyone saw your cooter. not like good show. nothing. >> i brought friends to that show. i would love for you to meet stephanie. ooh, you saw a lot of stephanie. >> stephanie: you saw a lot more of her than i was hoping. >> stephanie: all i know is we were fired up and ready to go after the show saturday night and ready to move forward. forward is my point. we were ready to -- ♪ forward ♪ ♪ forward forward forward ♪ ♪ don't go back ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and call the right out on their icky ways ♪ ♪ they have no reason ♪ ♪ but we have the perfect plan ♪ ♪ we must move forward ♪ ♪ and go barack ♪
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♪ go, barack ♪ ♪ we're all fired up ♪ ♪ go, barack, barack, barack ♪ ♪ hey. ♪ forward forward forward ♪ ♪ forward forward forward ♪ >> stephanie: woo-hoo. audra in minneapolis rockin' it out. you know who else is ready to move forward? forward. and is helping us move forward. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] he's coceo of razor and kidz bop and founder of the message. good morning cliff. >> hi, stephanie. how are you do? >> stephanie: you and i discovered a one degree of stephanie miller separation. we've had you on for your other videos. your new one happens to star my nephew paul fit jerald. >> i had no idea when he was out in the streets of new york wearing a romney mask he was actually your nephew.
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>> oh, wow. >> stephanie: he is hilarious and talented and the love of my life. he was hilarious in this. you sent it to me independently. he wrote me. hey, auntie, i did a little thing. it was hilarious. tell us what it is. he's in a mitt romney mask. you're filming him around new york. >> we hut him in a mitt romney mask. we've been amazed at how we're eight days away from the election and somehow people aren't focusing on romney's stands on abortion or gay rights or immigration. it is kind of like not there. so we wanted to put your nephew, it turned out to be, in a mask, sent him around manhattan where he would confront the people who would be affected by the policies so he goes up to a gay couple or to a woman who wants to go to planned parenthood clinic or to the guy delivering his pizza and he says all of the things he's been saying on the campaign trail to those people to their face. >> stephanie: i was going to say i love the one -- he has a megaphone right in front of the
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an asian woman. he says stop manipulating currency. you're right. it is sort of obnoxious. a lot of mitt romney's actual stances are right? >> everything in that video with the couple of things that paul did that were just sort of spontaneous, everything in there is things romney said. he goes up to the gay couple and says listen, in my country, you aren't going to get married. he goes to the planned parenthood clinic and says i'm closing it down. he goes to the guy delivering pizza, i'm going to deport you. mention my name, you'll get $5 off. >> it has been really well received. most of the people i know who are on the fence in this election are people who seem to have a problem with the economy and are thinking of voting for romney. they're not focused on all of the social issues, are not focusing on the privacy issues. so this video is really an attempt for people -- and a humorous way but an attempt to at least focus on that as the clock ticks down here before the
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election. >> stephanie: you know, it must drive you crazy like it does me. it was just yesterday talking to a friend who's like oh, yeah, my mom's husband is going to vote for romney because all he cares about is his money and taxes and i know the guy. he doesn't make anywhere near $250,000. i don't know what he makes but not a lot. >> i guess my feeling on that was they've been fighting that out through four debates and somehow we did the four debates and social issues were barely mentioned. that person who may be -- you can't turn on the economy perhaps you can still turn that person on a lot of the issues that they care about. but when you see what's going on with the republican senate candidates and paul ryan's views, whether you think romney is a total fraud and is a moderate hiding behind all of the things he's done, he's surrounding himself and his entire party is filled with these people who want to take us back 50, 100 years. even if he gets elected he's
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not going to ignore those people or disregard those people. he will appoint supreme court justices to make those people happy and people who are on the fence who are thinking about voting for him should take a hard look at that. i don't think they are. >> stephanie: that's why your stuff is so great. i don't know how you're feeling. i think we, for a long time, have felt like this is not possible that mitt romney is going to win. he was running such a disastrous campaign. the fact that it is so close, i have to tell you. i'm terrified and i don't know what's more terrifying, to think about the economy someone that's going to go back to the same policies that got us into this mess. foreign policy, if you watched the last debate. terrifying if you're a woman. terrifying if you're a gay person. terrifying if -- literally anybody but the top 1%, isn't it? >> it is remarkable to me. it is also remarkable to me that basically other than having a good first debate, romney has done what he's done and been pretty bad since this whole thing started. it is shocking. i still think obama's -- it
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reminds me of when i was a kid. every time there was a presidential election, i thought i would have to move to canada. my mother would say if nixon gets elected we're moving to canada. every time an election would approach, i would get worried about missing my friends because we were going to move to canada. i'm hoping i won't have to move to canada. >> stephanie: you're probably already packed. you're planning on packing for canada for years. >> i'm looking outside the window of my new york apartment looking at a normal fall day and waiting for the apocalypse to come here. so far nothing is happening. >> stephanie: my friend roland said it feels like in the titanic when the band has stopped playing. >> i'm shocked we're in this position. if america really buys into this, it will be a very, very sad day. i still think -- i don't know why, even at this stage i'm optimistic that common sense will prevail. >> stephanie: cliff, i hope so too. people like you and i are trying to get the truth and the facts out there. i think that will be the
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question. can someone win an election based on a complete wall of lies? this latest ad. who is it? chrysler. that is a complete lie. we're not shutting our plant here in ohio. we're expanding because we're doing so well. it is weather it is paul ryan saying they shut it car plant when it was under bush. how many blatant lies do you think they can get away with, cliff? >> it also shows you how little people are paying attention prior to that first debate since all of us who had been involved in this and focused were in shock that romney could be saying these things but it felt like too a significant part of the country that's the first time they heard a lot of the stuff. maybe we take for granted a little bit how all of the activity that we're doing is having such an impact when maybe, you know, a lot of them are talking to each other until the rest of the country focuses in to the last 30 or 60 days. >> stephanie: i'm looking at the three headlines. i hope ohio is paying attention. mitt romney releases auto ad
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that misleads on facts. nice way of saying complete lies. romney ships jobs to china. mitt romney's bain capital outsourcing jobs to freeport. sensata technologies. i love this. someone sent me the obama gear. the difference between obama and romney obama's gear and buttons made in america. romney's gear and buttons made in china. >> here's a little one. eight days to go. he hasn't released his taxes. no one is talking about that for the first time in modern presidential history he's not going to do it. there would be lots of things in there. i think that this election started with 47% of the country one way and 47% of the country the other way. there wasn't going to be that much movement. the thing that's discouraging to me and again going back to this video we made is just how many people i know who are progressives who have progressive views on some of the issues are really seriously considering this -- considering romney. i think it is really important for us as we know people who sort of have similar social
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views to us who may be thinking about this, to really get to them on these issues. they're dismissive of these issues. oh, he would never appoint somebody who is moderate in massachusetts. he's not going to appoint somebody to overturn roe v. wade. yes, he is. >> stephanie: it is not fearmongerring this time. hebsbsututyy i i that's s m m where -- that's where the soft underbelly thing is. where you can maybe convince people, in addition, of course to getting as many people out to vote as possible. there are still people on the fence. i know some of them. they have to look at themselves as people of the 21st century. are you really going to vote for somebody whos that this much of a prehistoric view of social issues. whether or not you've decided you're conservative on economics and don't care about the lies. can you really handle a guy who's going to set us back. that, to me, is where there is an opportunity to pick up some ground here in the last week. >> stephanie: the president summed it up best. it is like going back to the foreign policy of the '80s and
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the economic policies of the '20s. it is interesting. the president picked forward as his campaign slogan. before we even knew how regressive all of mitt's policies really are. >> i know. but i'm also -- i have to say -- it is not fashionable to say this right now but i'm disappointed in the administration and the election because they could -- i still they're still afraid of these issues. i think they're still afraid to come down hard on the gay rights issues, on the immigration issue, on the choice stuff. they speak softly on all of that stuff. i think they're going to learn. they're going to regret the fact that people were ready to hear those messages. ready to see the president and his surrogates be very enthusiastic and powerful on those issues. i think those are becoming the wedge issues for progressives. and i don't think -- i think the administration is going to hopefully -- we don't have a terrible tuesday next week. whatever happens, i think the administration has missed a little bit -- about a year or two behind. not realizing that so much momentum on those issues are
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going their way. >> stephanie: yeah. again, i think that if you haven't been paying attention pay attention now everybody! all right. cliff chenfeld, you have exquisite taste in actors and radio hosts. >> we've posted a link to the video up at stephanie miller's facebook page and up at >> stephanie: it is my handsome, romantic nephew, paul fitzgerald. >> thank you stephanie. [ applause ] >> you can't see his face because he's wearing the mitt romney mask. >> stephanie: trust me, he's handsome. 21 minutes after the hour. right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> i love it. it's a fabulous program. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show."
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♪ >> stephanie: jacki schechner and i. we were making our plans for spinning this week. i'm going to kidnap her and make her spin with me all week. all right. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free. don't forget jacki is in here because they're re-airing our show every day now right after it ends. they'll do a bad -- it is like bad chinese food repeating on you. >> she didn't need to be at current for the other newscast. come down here. >> stephanie: come here, pretty shiny thing. >> it is so far not terrible. >> stephanie: oh honey that's sweet. >> she gets to hear the burps in between commercials. >> there is the smelly food.
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the burps and all of the -- >> she didn't bring in fish. wait until she brings in the garlicky fish. >> it is actually happening. it is happening. >> stephanie: you get the show in smellevision. >> i've only been groped twice. >> stephanie: that was me. i was warming you up for jim. >> oh, boy. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: this is why we can't have nice things, you see? i broke her already. >> i'm not so nice. >> i'm a less large teddy bear. >> stephanie: jacki's weekend i don't want to know. large costume characters, i don't want to know. is it is like the party scene of the shining. >> stephanie: good god. all right. >> you set them up, i'll knock them back. >> stephanie: i didn't tell you the other big exciting news from new york. roland and i got a death threat. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> you sent me an e-mail regarding that. i probably should have -- i
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probably should have probed a little further. i was like oh, she'll show up. >> it was from someone named sandy. >> stephanie: no, it was not. someone -- it was actually kind of scary because they called the unpublished backstage number at the beacon. they had the number. the private number and they were going to hit roland and i with a bat with nails. it was a pretty specific threat. the police were there. we walked from the hotel to the theatre, there was police everywhere and rohland once we got in, yeah, they were for you. policemen every two feet. >> mitt romney's people. >> stephanie: ironically, when i woke up in the morning with a hangover, i felt like somebody had hit me with a bat with nails in it. did i dream that? >> very specific assault weapon. >> that's a very new yorkie kind of threat. you know? >> stephanie: bat with nails. >> weapon or art installation? >> in chicago we have a deep dish pizza. we had to bake it ahead.
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>> ow! >> stephanie: that's too many toppings. ow! roland and -- there's some reason -- he's like a teacup poodle. he's so high-strung. when there is actual trouble he gets calm. then i know there is something really bad. he said i have to go to the situation. it is nothing. i'll be right back. >> stephanie: that was the situation at the theatre. >> i'll be somewhere else. >> stephanie: my death. >> so he ran toward the threat. >> stephanie: yes, he did. because he's my hero. okay. 29 minutes after the hour. we'll be right back on "the stephanie miller show." the one time it's okay for you to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your highest priority on election day. besides, you can always dvr my
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>> with a name like -- >> stephanie miller -- >> it has to be good. >> stephanie: it is the "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12. the phone number toll free from anywhere. ron in california. you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi ron. >> caller: hi, steph. >> stephanie: hi. >> caller: i'm calling about two things. one, i think the democrats have done a terrible job about attacking paul ryan. paul ryan is a man who said the most important woman in his life other than his mother was ayn rand an avowed atheist and worse than that, she is a woman who preaches the doctrine -- preaches the doctrine of
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objectivism. he then disavowed said he didn't know she was an atheist although he spoke at the society dinner. >> you have to know that she's an atheist. >> absolutely. >> he praised her to the moon. when we look at the budget that mr. ryan has come up with, it isn't based on his catholic faith. it is based on objectivism. >> stephanie: that's why the bishops and the nuns have both come out against his budget and said it is immoral. hilarious. he's the quote-unquote catholic candidate. michelle in ohio, you're on "the stephanie miller show." hi michelle. >> hello. >> stephanie: go ahead. >> hi. i was just calling, i had a statement that romney was recently saying in a speech about how obama care has turned away patients like the doctors are turning them around. >> stephanie: excuse me for a minute. jacki, it's for you. we covered this earlier. i got this in one of the right
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wing e-mails. doctors aren't taking medicare patients anymore because of obama care. is that what you're talking about, michelle? >> caller: yes. i've been on hold for quite awhile. i did hear you guys make the comments. i want to make that totally clear. i also -- i'm from ohio. about polls, i know you guys covered that earlier. i called to talk about that. i lived in ohio for 42 years. my whole family is here. none have ever received a phone call for any so-called poll. has anybody ever looked into the mccain romney opposition? if you want to have a -- a show for days, you need to look at that. that is disgusting. i would like to post that for all of the republicans and don't put the author and see what they say about it. it is just so much stuff on there. two, i would like to comment on the social security issue that
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you guys have. so many people are on disability. i personally am on disability. i've had surgery on my back. have a rack. i have a pain pump in my body. it took my five years to get my disability. the social security system is so -- you know, you get denied, denied denied. not very many people are even able to stay off of that. i could not get any assistance because my income -- through my husband was too much. does anybody really look into what welfare is? they're saying we're a state of welfare. my sister -- i know people that are on assistance. you barely have enough money to barely cover your rent. let alone anything else. this is not what america wants to be on. >> stephanie: no, exactly. to make everybody feel -- literally, we have to focus on that again the 47% of americans he think are moochers. >> welfare queens and cadillacs.
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there you go again. >> stephanie: i know that was several news cycles ago. the only time you can tell mitt romney was telling the truth, he was himself. he was comfortable. he was talking to people he was comfortable with. it wasn't a gaffe. it was a one-time thing that he said. all right. >> thank goodness there are no cameras or any recording devices around. now i we can talk amongst ourselves. about all of the moochers. >> stephanie: steve is going to be the official astrologer of "the stephanie miller show." i know your numerallerrologist says that. >> it is a bunch of hooey. >> stephanie: he says dear steph, transiting mercury will go retrograde. confusion at the polls will likely be out of control and create another election crisis similar to 2000. it may no the be resolved until after november 27th when mercury goes direct again. the best way to minute mize the effects is to vote as early as possible before election day. okay.
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if for no other reason, mercury is going retrograde, people. get it together. >> i wasn't going to but now -- now that i know -- >> wow! >> stephanie: i'm a libra. i can't decide whether to early vote or not. in california, we don't have early voting here. >> we have early voting. >> stephanie: oh, we do? >> i thought we did. >> i'll have to look that up. >> vote by mail. >> not in person early voting. >> i prefer to go in person. >> stephanie: i do, too. i want my sticker. >> i get the sticker and i get to go to the korean baptist church down the street from me where they have korean jesus of everybody voting. it is awesome. >> stephanie: i don't know what is the point of you. andy borowitz. sandy -- i love this. >> weather forces romney to shift lines to other states. the threat of hurricane sandy has forced romney to move from
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states in the path of the storm to others beyond the hurricane's reach. the romney camp began reallocating lies originally set for virginia to ohio and wisconsin. emergency situation like this really tests how good your ground game is said a campaign manager. fortunately, we have liars in all 50 states. if fox news gets knocked off the air, we're going to be down in terms of falsehoods. according to vice presidential nominee paul ryan, they're expecting winds of up to 70 miles per hour. fortunately, i can run 80 miles per hour. of. [ applause ] >> stephanie: speaking of that speaking of lies, here is the new lying mitt romney ad. >> who will do more for the auto industry? not barack obama. fact checkers confirm his attacks on mitt romney are false. the truth -- mitt romney has a plan to help the auto industry. he supported -- the detroit news. obama took g.m. and chrysler into bankruptcy and sold
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chrysler who italians who will sell jeeps in china. mitt romney will fight for every american job. >> stephanie: oh, my god. >> i'm mitt romney and i'm a big fat liar. >> stephanie: my pants are literally on fire. it's got pants on fire, the entire ad. >> every single line is a lie. >> stephanie: jeep and chrysler have had to come out and say that's not true. >> what fact checkers? >> they're not going to let them dictate the campaign anyway. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the detroit news -- he doesn't know the same endorsement accused of him of him of wrongheadedness. >> despite his raw headedness on the bailout supporting him. >> oh, and lee iacocca supports romney. there is a ringing endorsement from 1985. >> stephanie: 1985 called. they got their foreign policy and their car guys back. okay. wow. all right. and here we are. i think they've moved to plan b
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impeaching the president for libya after he wins. here's john mccain. >> somebody the other day said to me this is as bad as watergate. nobody died in watergate but this is a -- either a massive cover-up or incompetence that is not acceptable service to the american people. >> stephanie: says the guy -- who couldn't have been a bigger cheerleader for the iraq war. by the way, did you hear this? mccain -- he dumped on -- powell again. colonel powell. he said colin powell said obama got us out of iraq but it was colin powell who got us into iraq. [ screaming ] >> stephanie: just colin powell? not with a lot of help with you? we would still be there if it were up to john mccain. oh, my god. i'm sorry. the obama surrogates are making me splat. >> the romney surrogates. romney surrogates. >> wmd thing. >> stephanie: romney
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surrogates. like newt gingrich on nbc's this week. >> actually said virtually every catholic and every fundamentalist believes, life begins at conception. why can't people like stephanie cutter get over it? we all condemn rape. let's talk about whether we also condemn killing babies in the eighth and ninth month. >> nobody is talking about killing babies in the eighth and ninth month. >> stephanie: get over it! so sensitive about rape, you chicks. god. >> chicks are so sensitive about being raped. >> stephanie: stephanie cutter in people. he meant she's not actually a person. yeah. okay. wow. he's really -- really not a fan. >> are you an idiot. ha, ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. >> stephanie: get over it. so hysterical about rape. >> that rape stuff. >> stephanie: wow. the good news is we can comfort ourselves that newt gingrich is pretty much wrong about everything. he predicts that mitt romney
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will receive more than 300 electoral votes. to beat president obama. i believe the minimum result will be 53-47 romney over electoral votes and the republicans will pick up the senate. >> what math is he using? >> stephanie: well not the gay math that nate silver does. contrary to -- >> republican fantasy math. >> stephanie: nate silver said that romney's momentum seems to have stopped. take wednesday's national tracking polls. lots of numbers. actual numbers. romney -- >> we were joking about the fact that someone on the right did say nate silver seems gay. his numbers must be wrong. okay. nate silver, a not gay. i don't really know. does it matter? >> it doesn't matter. no. >> stephanie: yeah. >> the other g -- >> stephanie: he's a geek. mr. romney gained ground in one of the polls. online poll conducted for
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reuters. lost ground in five others. romney with president obama improving his standing. mr. obama gained one point. closest we've come in a week or so to one candidate having won the day in tracking polls. that was mr. obama. >> he's not. >> stephanie: obama still has a 73.1% of winning re-election. he's at 294 electoral to romney's 243. >> fact checkers say -- >> stephanie: nate silver is a fact checker. >> oh, okay. >> i'm getting a bunch of tweets saying we do have early voting in california. >> stephanie: oh well it seems like we're too misinformed to have a show like this. >> i looked it up. i can't seem to find it. >> a bunch of people are tweeting saying california has in person early voting. >> stephanie: i'm going now. you guys finish the show. >> i'll double check that. >> my polling place is currently a school right now. >> korean baptist church. >> stephanie: the latest poll out this morning -- i can't remember which one it was has obama up five in ohio. another one.
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anyway. so there! >> california, not los angeles? >> stephanie: maybe. we'll find out during the break so we seem somewhat more informed when we come back. >> go to go to >> stephanie: right back on "the stephanie miller show." >> can you guarantee it will give me an orgasm? >> yeah. >> announcer: it's "the stephanie miller show." thomas jefferson said that a successful democracy depended on an informed electorate. our country's future depends on you. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup. only on current tv. take the time to learn about the issues. don't just vote, vote smart.
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>> stephanie: i have to go to norwalk to early vote? >> yeah. oh, come on. there's light rail. >> stephanie: can i go to the -- >> you could take light rail to norwalk. >> stephanie: does it go to the seventh string of hell? >> i can't get her out to my place at the beach. >> stephanie: okay. give the fun factions about early voting in california. >> okay. you can vote by mail. let's see. the deadline to ask for a vote by mail form is tomorrow. that's just here in los angeles county. >> stephanie: right. >> you can go to norwalk to the county headquarters in los angeles county and vote early there. >> stephanie: okay. but you will be in norwalk is our point. >> you won't have korean jesus. >> stephanie: no offense. i like to go to my little place and get my little sticker. >> i think they give you a sticker that said i voted early. >> stephanie: really? i might have to plan a trip to norwalk. >> stephanie: i'll wear my wine hat. >> it is on the other side of
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downey. >> stephanie: okay. i don't even know where downey is. >> stephanie: miami girl. >> stephanie: all right. >> is prozac county in there somewhere? >> stephanie: right next to ambien. >> wheel of right wing hypocrites. >> stephanie: on the heels of a sex scandal another has admitted to having a relationship with scott while she was under his medical care. >> that's not creepy at all. >> stephanie: republican seeking re-election in tennessee. saturday his campaign did not dispute any specific allegations by the woman. instead condemning personal smear campaigns that hurt families and have no place in politics. >> pointing out the bad things i did. worse than the actual bad things i did. >> stephanie: the ex-girlfriend's recollections come three weeks after "the huffington post" reported the anti-abortion congressman had an affair with a patient and pressured her to get -- >> an abortion.
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[ applause ] >> stephanie: oh heavens. >> so! what's your point? >> stephanie: i'm a little winded. >> her body didn't just shut that thing down? >> stephanie: i should have shut that story down. >> apparently not. >> stephanie: by the way i did -- >> it must have been legitimate rape. >> stephanie: i groped the entire first two rows at the beacon but they were all dressed in tight clothes. it was legitimate rape. >> bent over pinball machine. >> stephanie: if i got pregnant, that must have been god's will. okay. it would be a miracle. >> it is illogical. >> stephanie: the president talking about benghazi. >> obama: if we find out there was a big breakdown they'll be held accountable. ultimately as commander in chief, i'm responsible. i don't shy away from that responsibility. >> stephanie: again, they're working overtime to manufacture a controversy there. all right. the president on romney's --
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>> obama: he says no these weren't taxes. these were fees. but keep in mind, there were higher fees to be a barber. higher fees to become a nurse. >> stephanie: yeah. when mitt romney was governor of massachusetts. okay. by the way, i was talking about how romney surrogates make me barf. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] they make baby jesus cry i think. so john sununu, when he said colin powell only endorsed president because he's black he's done this -- think progress did like five -- would you like the fun facts? he also said as you recall, obama doesn't understand the american system because he spent his early years in hawaii smoking something. the next set of years in indonesia. he said i wish this president would learn how to be american. he was talking -- >> cuban-born palestinian. you're not american. >> stephanie: sununu described it as disengaged and dismissed the possibility he could do
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better. you're not that bright. you can't get better prepared. when the president said b.s. to the reporter, he said that moment of using the b.s. word was a self-defining moment for the president. no class. just wants to be cool. sacrifices the dignity of the presidency for appearing cool to blah blah, blah, blah. during an appearance on fox news thursday, he complained obama had instituted class warfare adding this guy's tried to create some racial divides. that guy has. not -- you see? because -- >> yeah. >> stephanie: can i ask the question again exactly how incompetent do you have to be to have gotten fired by the bush administration? [ applause ] >> stephanie: bush administration fired that guy. >> we have updates on romney. events the next couple of days. it looks like he's canceling everything. so originally he was going to keep the schedule and make some adjustments and now it says we're canceling all events currently scheduled for romney
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and ryan on monday, tuesday. maybe they got some flack for continuing on with the while the rest of the country is paying attacks to whether or not people are in harm's way. >> stephanie: maybe he think that unfortunate fema quote from the republican primary is going to keep popping up. >> i won't answer. every time they ask him a question. >> stephanie: about privatizing fema. >> as if he can't hear out of one ear. he walks around saying which way are we going? >> where are we going? >> now apparently his schedule is clear. >> criticize the president. he's got nothing else going on. >> stephanie: we've been talking about polling all morning. i have post-dramatic polling disorder. here's one of the things. we did a new poll. ohio has obama up five. live polls show obama with bigger leads in ohio. they're talking about -- as opposed to auto -- who answers a robo -- does sunny do you talk to -- >> if it says unknown or a number i don't know, i just don't answer it.
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i'm sorry. >> stephanie: polls conducted by a live interview show the president with larger lieds than polls conducted by automated calls which are prohibited from calling people through cell phones. so you know, i don't even know they were doing those. robo calls. all right. oh, we have a good -- republicans -- trump calls michelle malkin a dummy. malkin calls him a fake conservative. they're starting to come unglued. >> huge. huge. plus she's an anchor baby. huge. >> i'm totally happy with those two going after each other. >> stephanie: she threw ann coulter in. she said hide behind ann coulter. >> no one can hide behind anne coulter. >> stephanie: you're all mean and vicious and horrible. really. go fight. >> used to be they would turn the guns on themselves. >> stephanie: she looks like something they should have left
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behind on the island of dr. morrow. >> leave her. she's too bitey. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: oh, my god. all right. [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] one quick celebrity stack. lindsay lohan's long-time publicist has finally quit. >> wow! what took so long? >> stephanie: did he leave the instructions for the next guy? stay hydrated. jacki schechner, what a delightful time having you live in studio with us. >> this is really fun. >> we get to do it all week long. >> yea! >> stephanie: she just faked it. >> that was totally fake. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: be safe, all of our babies on the east coast. we'll see you tomorrow on "the stephanie miller show."
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